I Hurt Your Feelings
A folded knitted blanket with a short fringe along one edge.
  • FOR YOU

The Recovery Blanket

Please remain under here until the situation improves.

$64.00

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The shop opens soon. Nothing is for sale yet, which must be very difficult for you.

Large enough to cover a full adult and their entire perspective on events.

Recommended duration: one evening. Observed duration: longer.

Appropriate for

  • the rest of today
  • the sofa
  • not discussing it
  • discussing it at length

Will not fix

  • the situation
  • the timeline
  • your position on the matter

Details

  • Recycled cotton knit, 130 × 170 cm, 900 g.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
  • Fringed on the short edges.

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